Can You Hear Me Now? The Flipside

(the other half of the dialogue in the "Can you hear me now?" Verizon wireless commercial)

“Yeah.”

“Yup.”

“I said I can.”

(Grumble) “Yes.”

“I said yes, you idiot.”

“Fucking yes, God damn it.”

“What the fuck???”

YES!”

“Bob.”

“You’re getting on my nerves, Bob.”

“I’m going to kill you, Bob.”

“No.”

I said no.”

“Nope.”

“Sure can’t.”

“Uh uh.”

“Hello? Is anyone there?”

“Can’t hear a thing.”

“What? Huh?”

“Fuck this, asshole.”

“This is growing really old.”

“Bob.”

“I’m going to hang up.”

“I’m serious.”

“My finger’s on the button.”

“I’m hanging up.”

Bob, I’m going to hang up.”

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK!”

“FUCK THIS. FUCK IT. You’re such an idiot.”

“It’s over. I’m hanging up.”

“Goodbye, Bob.”

“I mean it.”

“UGH.”

Stop.”

“Just stop it.”

…

…

“Are you done?”

“You’re pissing me off, Bob.”

“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“Bob, I’m warning you.”

“God damn it. Stop.”

“This is so fucking over.”