The Easily-Influenced Francis Ledbetter:

The creative force behind SquirrelJunkie.com, Francis credits strong drugs and weak copyright laws to his limited success. After death, he believes, fame will surely follow.

The Muse, Eleanor Rigby:

Part-time contributor. Eleanor is a firm believer that everyone should completely and utterly breakdown both emotionally and mentally with no regard to pride at least once a year.  Old dogs and lonely people make her cry. And yes, that is her real name.

The Cliche-esque Tennessee Jones:

SquirrelJunkie.com's intern. Maintains that everyone is always talking about him.  Jealousy, he claims. 
Pictured left: A view from his toilet seat; late Saturday evening/early Sunday morning.

The Always Fashionable Brutus Black:

Web site designer extraordinaire. Flawless features, impeccable style, top-notch bathing habits... castrated at two months of age.

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