Dude 1: Dude, you gotta try this shit!
Dude 2: Nah, I'm cool. That shit really messes with me.
Dude 1: Come on... Don't be such a pussy.
Dude 2: Seriously, man. I'm cool.
Dude 1: Fuck. You ain't gonna make me take this shit alone? It's group friendly.
Dude 2: Maaan, if you're gonna whine all day. Just one, though.
(10 minutes later he hacks apart his drug peddling friend)
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!