Human Resources Executive: So why, Ms. Jones, do you think you have what it takes to succeed in our company? I see you're fresh out of college with relatively few job experiences.
Job Applicant: My learning curve is extraordinary.
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!