Gentleman Suiter: Would you like to dance?
Female: No, not really.
Gentleman Suiter: How 'bout a little conversation?
Female: I'm not in the mood.
Gentleman Suiter: Is there anything I can do to avoid further embarrassment?
Female: You can buy me a drink before you leave.
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!