Businessman One: Man, I sure am hungry. I could use a 16 oz. t-bone steak and a baked potato with everything.
Businessman Two: Yeah, I know what you mean. I could really go for this hungryman combo platter.
Businessman Three: I wonder if they sell pussy?
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!