Caller: My God, my God! There's a fucking maniac shooting up the place. He just opened the door and started spraying bullets. There's blood everywhere. Dead people on the floor. Brains splattered on the windows. This guys crazy! Help us!!!
911 Operator: Fucking sweeeeeet, man.
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!