Man: Howdy ma'am. If you don't mind me saying, you look awfully pretty tonight.
Woman: Thank you, but it's all part of the job.
Man: Oh, you're working now, are you?
Woman: You could say that. Tryin' anyway.
Man: What line of work y'in?
Woman: I'm a prostitute.
Man: Do you like it?
3-Holed Comics: A collection of underground single-cell comic strips drawn (sloppily) on 3-holed, college-ruled paper. These you won't find them in the Sunday funnies!